Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Sweatty and Ice Pick Ride Again

"Sweatty," the Biker


     I am publishing this at the risk of giving my younger readers (under age 50) nightmares, but I just couldn't resist.  Besides, it was all I had.


An annoyingly alert neighbor caught me sneaking home from a bike ride and trespassing across her lawn. The scene was apparently comical enough that she snapped my picture.  Upon receiving it, I had to admit it was amusing for a man having a near death experience.  I completed 7 miles in 32 minutes in the morning heat. The shade was a life saver.  Some retirement, eh?



"Sweatty" and his faithful steed, "Ice Pick."
Named for the shape of the seat.
While recovering, I updated my profile with a list of stuff Google thinks people might want to know about me.  (Google doesn't seem all that smart to me. Go Figure.) I did my best, but if you don't want to know this stuff, it is okay with me.


Posted by Hank Burden at 10:04 AM
Texas Motorcycle Tours, Texas Motorcycle Rides ,

12 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 12, 2011 at 9:25 PM

    lookin' good dude. GW

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  2. AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 8:59 AM

    So, are you out of the witness protection program?

    H.

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  3. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    Very fit! And very good with the "spoke"n
    word! Keep it up.

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  4. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 1:07 PM

    After such a punny comment of that magnitude, I was shocked there was no "BR" at the end. Well done, Anon.

    H.

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  5. ZitaJuly 16, 2011 at 1:50 PM

    It's great to see a young man taking care of himself. Of course, I am going to say young man because we are the same age!

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  6. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 2:17 PM

    You are a comely lass, regardless of years.

    H.

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  7. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 2:36 PM

    I do not expect a guy of your character and integrity to trick his readers by using a 20 year-old picture. Shame, shame!!! BR

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  8. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    BR - Thank you for the compliment, such as it was. I like to specialize in the unecpectsd.

    H.

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  9. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    PS: Apparently, I do not specialize in spelling. Nobody's perfect, eh?

    H.

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  10. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 11:20 PM

    Well, excuse me for saying so but I think you look quite handsome. Sue me. Lori

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  11. AnonymousJuly 17, 2011 at 10:39 AM

    Bless you for the compliment. My mother used to tell me that, mostly after her glasses reached the "Coke bottle" stage. :)

    Hank

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  12. Eric PinolaJuly 19, 2011 at 8:32 AM

    "Ice Pick!"

    :)

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