Thursday, November 11, 2010

Jones Sells Cowboys!

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That’s right. You heard it here first. No one was more surprised than I to learn the ‘boys have been sold to a group of investors from the Philippines!

In a secret deal, the official announcement is on hold until the team completes the season. (Ha!)

In Spring 2011, the team will move to the island nation and be renamed the Manila Folders.


[Ta-tump]

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6 comments:

  1. I heard they were being sold to an investor group in Korea, where they were going to be renamed "Win One Soon"

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  2. Badda Bing...Badda Boom!

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  3. Funny, you two. But PLEASE say it ain't so!

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  4. Then there is always how are the Cowboys different than a dollar bill?
    You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill!

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